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You lied! You really are an ant! Did Loudmouth-san send you?? Or the Fake King??

I'm merely...looking...for a job that will help me...buy some more wood and...sugar.

I don't think I can give the job to an ant!

... or pay!

You shouldn't be...so racist against ants...

Can I...borrow...your phone? My car broke down, and seeing as...it's only you and me...

[Pesche might need an adult...]

I'm not racist against them! I just don't like them. I get confused for an ant very often, you see, and a lot of people use it as an insult and I don't have a phone.

How can you drive a car? You're an ant!

[Dude, can he use your phone? Or eat your home. Whatever.]

That is why...I don't say I am an ant. It...causes trouble, you see...

I also drive...a motorcycle.

[Pesche has neither of those things![

... you drive a motorcycle?

... are you sure the Fake King didn't send you?

[Then pay him in sugar and he'll leave!]

Yes. I drive a motorcycle...and my car...when it has not broken down...

Yes, I am...sure...

[But that would require having sugar!]

How can you drive either of those things? You're an ant!

Easily. Being an ant...does not mean you can't...drive.

But wouldn't your thorax get in the way? How do you fit your antennae into the car?

By buying...a bigger car...and sticking my head...out the window.

Doesn't that obscure your vision, though?

No.

Oh, right. Because you've got so many eyes...

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