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Re: Your ad

[infinitelyslick.livejournal.com]

You lied! You really are an ant! Did Loudmouth-san send you?? Or the Fake King??

Re: Your ad

[dippingskinny.livejournal.com]

I'm merely...looking...for a job that will help me...buy some more wood and...sugar.

Re: Your ad

[infinitelyslick.livejournal.com]

I don't think I can give the job to an ant!

... or pay!

Re: Your ad

[dippingskinny.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't be...so racist against ants...

Can I...borrow...your phone? My car broke down, and seeing as...it's only you and me...

Re: Your ad

[infinitelyslick.livejournal.com]

[Pesche might need an adult...]

I'm not racist against them! I just don't like them. I get confused for an ant very often, you see, and a lot of people use it as an insult and I don't have a phone.

How can you drive a car? You're an ant!

Re: Your ad

[dippingskinny.livejournal.com]

[Dude, can he use your phone? Or eat your home. Whatever.]

That is why...I don't say I am an ant. It...causes trouble, you see...

I also drive...a motorcycle.

Re: Your ad

[infinitelyslick.livejournal.com]

[Pesche has neither of those things![

... you drive a motorcycle?

... are you sure the Fake King didn't send you?

Re: Your ad

[dippingskinny.livejournal.com]

[Then pay him in sugar and he'll leave!]

Yes. I drive a motorcycle...and my car...when it has not broken down...

Yes, I am...sure...

Re: Your ad

[infinitelyslick.livejournal.com]

[But that would require having sugar!]

How can you drive either of those things? You're an ant!

Re: Your ad

[dippingskinny.livejournal.com]

Easily. Being an ant...does not mean you can't...drive.

Re: Your ad

[infinitelyslick.livejournal.com]

But wouldn't your thorax get in the way? How do you fit your antennae into the car?

Re: Your ad

[dippingskinny.livejournal.com]

By buying...a bigger car...and sticking my head...out the window.

Re: Your ad

[infinitelyslick.livejournal.com]

Doesn't that obscure your vision, though?

Re: Your ad

[dippingskinny.livejournal.com]

No.

Re: Your ad

[infinitelyslick.livejournal.com]

Oh, right. Because you've got so many eyes...